Ways for wine to piss me off

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Nothing like deciding that wine is exactly what you need only to find that your roommate has apparently absconded with the corkscrew while you were away.

No screws wide and long enough to use as a replacement and I've never believed the "bang it against a wall until it pops open" method. Even if that does work, I'm sure it will take forever.

I suppose I could go all athena_51 and just hack the cork to bits with a knife and then pick them out of my glass.