This Party has Taken a turn for the Douche

[lightcastle]

I think I may have a new internet crush. (Well, double-crush) I suspect I am very late to the party, though. (I usually am.) -- Warning, some salty language.

Seriously, Norman Mailer references? Rush Limbaugh drug-addiction shot? Innerspace throw out? "I get metaphysical like I'm John Donne."


Not as funny, but still somewhat enjoyable. Douchebag Solidarity.