People-Eating Couch

In Boston, Melebeth was kind enough to lend me a cheap portable couch that folded out into something resembling a bed. It became semi-legendary as the people-eating couch, as it had no real structure and just sort of collapsed around you.

Today, I dropped by my new place to pick up the keys and make sure all was copacetic. It turns out the old tenant left some things. One of them appears to be the people-eating couch, which I thought I had left on the curb in Boston for people to take.

It's a good thing I am not the type to read messages and stories into things...