Of Rabbits and other matters

I know it's rabbit hole day, but I haven't participated in years and it seems unlikely I'd start now.

Besides, today's internet adventures brought me from conversations about penis size and the definition of "having sex" with someone to depression and perhaps a lead on a way to combine my comedic storytelling instinct with my more professional medical journalism background. Not to mention the fact I need to figure out something concerning carving a maze into a woman's heart. And does anyone in Montreal know where I can get some dog tags engraved? I might be joining Canadian Forces, but that's not why.