White shoes

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The discovery of the Tux and Suit liquidation means I have a white suit jacket (and a place to go back and scavenge waistcoats from). Value village scored me white pants that will do in a pinch, although not quite up to "fancy" standards. (Still, $4.)

Shoes, however, seem like a problem. I may have to just go with spray-painting a cheap pair I get from somewhere, since outside of golfing, I don't know where anyone ever wears white dress shoes.